The Tangerine Amber Access of Psychic Fluctuation
Send $34.99 to:
The Vagrant Cantos
PO Box 1159
Have you wondered why the Sages of Salamandor are considered the most spiritual People on Earth? Have you been fortunate enough to feel the emanation of spiritual secretions flowing from them as they pass by while making their annual pilgrimage to the Holy Corona? Elevated men and women have been mining and shaping the Tangerine Amber Access of Psychic Fluctuation for centuries and finally, for the first time, the Sages of Salamandor have made the sacred Access available to our followers.
Holders of the Tangerine Amber Access of Psychic Fluctuation will be able to mystically and divinely dominate those who do not possess the sanctified talisman. Also, with the addition of the Top Secret Mantra of Access, the Sages of Salamandor guarantee quick relief of lower back pain.
The Top Secret Mantra is sold separately for $34.99.
Sorry, No Refunds.