I just figured out the secret to
ending all conflict and reducing stress. This one’s for free.
Maintain a neutral demeanor and
agree with everyone. It’s that easy.
A guy confronted me about a week
ago and took exception with something I’d said. It happens. Big, tall guy, kind
of demented. No threat, but he loomed over me, barking and moaning and told me
why I was wrong, called me names and did everything but foam at the mouth and
wet himself.
I stared into his bulging eyes and
said, “OK,” and then stayed silent.
I think it pissed him off. Haha.
When someone is intent on
convincing you that Chemtrails cause athlete’s foot, just say, “OK.”
You don’t have to tell them you
think they have the brains of a toilet brush. Like they are going to change
their minds. Nope. Don’t make me laugh. That would require critical thinking
and math.
When one of the many floating
experts tells me, “Trump is a liar,” or “Clinton is a criminal”, “vaccines
cause autism”, “Elvis is alive”, or “Aliens made 9/11 happen,” I nod my head
and say, “Hmm. OK,” and walk away. By my tone of voice, my attitude and posture,
I can communicate spite and boredom, but I fake-agree by simply saying, “OK.”
They can push it, but all they’re
getting from me is, “OK.”
I kind of miss a good fight, but so
far this is working and as I said, it can really piss off the lames.
They’ll know that they didn’t
convince me of anything. I still believe that they’re silly little fuckers.
I’ll have a decent day, take a walk, make lunch, maybe have a nap. Later, when
I hear of my antagonist's heart attack, suicide, drunken car crash, I can nod
my head, smile and say to myself, “OK.”
So frigging easy. And free.
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