Monday, February 24, 2014

The Stupidity Test








Nooses? Nooses? Really?
What the fuck is wrong with you kids?
The latest episodes:
At Ole Miss in Oxford, Mississippi a few pumped up, over privileged freshmen at the honored Southern university draped a noose around the neck of the statue of James Meredith. He’s an American hero for Christ’s sake. And up in New Jersey, rapidly becoming the stupidest of the Northeastern states, a bunch of wannabe wise asses on the wrestling team at Phillipsburg High School thought it would be funny to post a picture of themselves posing with a black practice dummy that they had lynched to show their school spirit. No thought process whatsoever.
There are no words.
Wait. Yes there are.
Immoral, narcissistic, dickless, redneck, racist, ignorant inbred shitbags.
I get that the families are totally screwed up and there must be plenty of bad behavior and drinking and incest and enabling and indulgence at home to create these dogbrains, but how can these fools get through 8, 12, 14 years of school and not have learned that this kind of bigoted dumbass behavior is really, really fucking stupid and wrong? Not a great advertisement for education in the USA. Plus, my god, these punks have been using the Internet their entire lives and still haven’t figured out that it’s public and is going to catch them some major shit?
I hope these birdbrains aren’t Christians and go to church with the family and pray before the big game and big tests and big events. I’ll bet they’re praying their asses off now that they’ve been busted.
Such assholes. If you are over the age of 10 and think for an instant that hanging a noose around a tree limb or a statue for giggles and attention is funny or if that this is a freedom of expression issue, then bite me; you need to be hit in the face twice, with a hammer, and sterilized. Fuck you. There are an infinite number of ways to express backwoods thinking and hatred and an undeveloped, infantile sense of humor. The noose is a dead giveaway to your true feelings and apologies, and regret and remorse when you get caught will not cut it, ever.
The good news is that these senseless failures will never be competitive for a decent job. Thanks, losers.
I always look for the silver lining.

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