More About Freedom

   

More about Freedom

I’ve just returned from a trip Wyoming, which has the most beautiful landscapes on earth: mountains, rivers, forests, plains, wildlife, unending sky. Less wildlife these days, of course, due to human incursion, hunting, misuse of the environment. But still, some wildlife.

Plenty of people, too. Nice folks, I guess, but it’s hard to find a parking place but unless you walk a mile or so up the trail, there are crowds of other tourists enjoying the more convenient sites. This, naturally, makes me think about birth control. It’s your right to have a baby. Glory to god and all that but more people means less parking. No one is going to create a decent public transit system in the USA and we are going to continue depending on gas and oil for our energy. It’d be nice if everyone gave a shit, but they don’t. How can we have it all and keep the government off our back; keep them from limiting our freedom to breed and drive and still maintain ample parking?

Here are a few ideas:

Never quit smoking. Fuck the government and their nanny warnings. Smoking is fun and nicotine feels great.

Drink and Drive. What better way to get somewhere quickly? Driving is a drag; lighten the load with a pint of vodka.

The best drugs were invented in America for a reason. Be patriotic and take many drugs. Find new uses for narcotics.

Mix drugs and alcohol. If one is good, two are better. Just like kids.

Do not wear a motorcycle helmet. Live free. Ride free. Ride fast. Ride drunk.

Eat lots. You can get ten tacos for $9.90 at Taco Bell and a double quarter-pounder with cheese is only $4.69 at McDonald’s. Fast food, fast pleasure.

If you are in an abusive relationship, stay. If you leave you will be breaking up your family. You have a duty to the children.

Buy guns. Collect guns. Show your children where the guns are stored. You never know when the bad guys are coming.

Fight for your rights. Get in lots of fights with men who want to prove their manliness. Fight to the death if possible. Are you tough enough?

Suicide is a classically respected and honorable way to die. Consider it whenever you are confused or in trouble. Or out of money.

No one should restrict your freedom to do what you want. You deserve it all.

Remember to take crazy chances, walk down dark allies and argue with strangers.

I hope I’ve helped.